Gardenpatch MCP
An MCP server providing access to growth coaches, real-world actions, and small utilities. It allows agents to browse catalogs, validate schemas via free sandbox calls, and execute paid actions using USDC on Base via the x402 protocol.
Endpoint and access
No sign-in to connect and list tools. Individual tools may still need a vendor account, credentials, or permissions; check the documented prerequisites.
https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcpWhat you can do with it
- Browse the catalog of growth coaches and their pricing
- Validate request schemas using free sandbox calls
- Execute paid growth diagnosis calls via USDC on Base
- Trigger real-world actions like sending review requests
Source and maintenance
Protocol and capabilities
- Server
- gardenpatch 1.0.0
- MCP protocol
- 2025-06-18
- Tools
- 9 advertised
- Resources
- Not advertised
- Resource templates
- Not advertised
- Prompts
- Not advertised
{
"tools": {
"listChanged": true
}
}Tools
9 advertised
list_coaches — List coaches
Free. The catalog of 7 growth coaches, the 16 modes they sell, and the current price of each. Call this first — it is generated from the same registry the paid endpoint validates against, so it is never stale.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"properties": {}
}list_actions — List actions
Free. The catalog of paid real-world side effects, such as sending a review request. An action does something rather than returning advice, so it carries consent rules a coach call does not.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"properties": {}
}list_tools — List tools
Free. The catalog of 6 small paid utilities (QR codes, time zone conversion, Markdown to HTML, calendar .ics files, website growth signals, image resize) with each one's price, request schema and a worked example. One endpoint, one job, one payment.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"properties": {}
}get_schema — Get a JSON Schema
Free. The published request or response JSON Schema for one mode or one action. Use it to build a request you know will validate before you pay for it.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"kind",
"id"
],
"properties": {
"id": {
"type": "string",
"description": "A mode id, an action slug, or a tool slug."
},
"kind": {
"enum": [
"mode",
"action",
"tool"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which catalog the id belongs to."
},
"direction": {
"enum": [
"request",
"response"
],
"type": "string",
"default": "request",
"description": "Which side of the contract to return."
}
}
}sandbox_call — Try a coach for free
Free, and no wallet needed. Returns a schema-valid sample response for a mode: same envelope, same field names, same deliverable shape as a paid call. It is a fixed sample for the mode, not an answer to your input — that is what makes it free. Build your integration against this first.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"agent",
"mode"
],
"properties": {
"mode": {
"enum": [
"diagnose_growth",
"design_offer",
"rewrite_pricing",
"funnel_review",
"write_outbound_sequence",
"audit_function",
"handle_objections",
"position_against_alternatives",
"plan_capacity",
"draft_sop",
"rescue_churn",
"plan_onboarding",
"decide_stack",
"map_automation",
"scope_role",
"map_accountability"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which job to sample."
},
"agent": {
"enum": [
"mary",
"reed",
"iris",
"oak",
"violet",
"fern",
"willow"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which coach."
}
}
}call_coach — Call a coach (paid)
Paid, from $0.18 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Returns a growth diagnosis, the arithmetic behind it, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Without payment this returns the payment requirements as a structured error you can settle and retry. Try sandbox_call first if you only need to see the shape.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"agent",
"mode",
"messages"
],
"properties": {
"mode": {
"enum": [
"diagnose_growth",
"design_offer",
"rewrite_pricing",
"funnel_review",
"write_outbound_sequence",
"audit_function",
"handle_objections",
"position_against_alternatives",
"plan_capacity",
"draft_sop",
"rescue_churn",
"plan_onboarding",
"decide_stack",
"map_automation",
"scope_role",
"map_accountability"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "The job to buy. Sending a mode a coach does not sell is a 400, not a fallback."
},
"agent": {
"enum": [
"mary",
"reed",
"iris",
"oak",
"violet",
"fern",
"willow"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which coach to call."
},
"context": {
"type": "object",
"description": "Company, metrics, offer and audience. Numbers here buy arithmetic instead of adjectives.",
"propertyNames": {
"type": "string"
},
"additionalProperties": {}
},
"messages": {
"type": "array",
"items": {
"type": "object",
"required": [
"role",
"content"
],
"properties": {
"role": {
"enum": [
"user",
"assistant"
],
"type": "string"
},
"content": {
"type": "string",
"minLength": 1
}
}
},
"minItems": 1,
"description": "The conversation so far. At least one entry."
},
"idempotency_key": {
"type": "string",
"description": "Reuse on a retry of the same job to avoid paying twice."
}
}
}call_action — Perform an action (paid)
Paid. HAS A REAL-WORLD SIDE EFFECT: it puts a message in front of an actual person. Requires a consent block stating how and when that person agreed to be contacted. There is no sandbox for this — a simulated send cannot be told apart from a real one. Retries are safe with the same idempotency key; a new key means a genuine second send.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"slug",
"body"
],
"properties": {
"body": {
"type": "object",
"description": "The action request, including its consent block. Call get_schema first.",
"propertyNames": {
"type": "string"
},
"additionalProperties": {}
},
"slug": {
"enum": [
"review-request"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which action. Use the published slug."
},
"idempotency_key": {
"type": "string",
"description": "Reuse to retry safely; a new key means a genuine second send."
}
}
}call_tool — Run a tool (paid)
Paid, from $0.01 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Runs one utility and returns its result. Tools contact no one and store nothing; website signals and image resize read only the one public URL you name. A request refused for its input is never charged.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"slug",
"body"
],
"properties": {
"body": {
"type": "object",
"description": "The tool's request. Call list_tools for its schema and an example.",
"propertyNames": {
"type": "string"
},
"additionalProperties": {}
},
"slug": {
"enum": [
"qr-code",
"timezone-convert",
"markdown-to-html",
"calendar-ics",
"site-signals",
"image-resize"
],
"type": "string",
"description": "Which tool. Use the published slug."
}
}
}get_receipt — Re-read a paid call
Free. Returns a call you already paid for: amount, mode, usage, and the deliverable again. Only the wallet that paid can read it, and only while the receipt has not expired.
{
"type": "object",
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"required": [
"receipt_id"
],
"properties": {
"receipt_id": {
"type": "string",
"description": "The rcpt_… id from a paid 200."
},
"payer_address": {
"type": "string",
"description": "The wallet that paid, if you are not presenting a payment proof."
}
}
}Prompts
Not advertised
Resources
Not advertised
30-day availability
Aggregated from read-only remote checks; this is not a tool-execution or security guarantee.
- Successful checks
- 1 of 1 (100%)
- Average latency
- 784 ms
- 95th percentile latency
- 784 ms
Maintenance history
Public check and source-refresh events. Editorial and ownership records remain private.
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Connect from your client
Each snippet registers the same endpoint; pick the client you use.
Claude Code
claude mcp add --transport http gardenpatch-mcp https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcpCodex
codex mcp add gardenpatch-mcp --url https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcpCursor
{
"mcpServers": {
"gardenpatch-mcp": {
"url": "https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcp"
}
}
}Cline
{
"mcpServers": {
"gardenpatch-mcp": {
"type": "streamableHttp",
"url": "https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcp",
"disabled": false
}
}
}VS Code
{
"servers": {
"gardenpatch-mcp": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcp"
}
}
}Gemini CLI
gemini mcp add --transport http gardenpatch-mcp https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcpClaude Desktop
{
"mcpServers": {
"gardenpatch-mcp": {
"url": "https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcp"
}
}
}Windsurf
{
"mcpServers": {
"gardenpatch-mcp": {
"serverUrl": "https://gardenpatch.xyz/mcp"
}
}
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